The Horny Toad Guesthouse  

On Simpson Bay's shoreline in St. Maarten — a beachfront apartment just steps from Kim Sha Beach and a short ride to Maho Beach. The guesthouse sits in the lively Simpson Bay area with shops, a French bakery and restaurants within a 5–6 block walk.

A deliberately small, distinctive guesthouse set in a renovated governor's house. Eight individually decorated apartments with fully equipped kitchens, king beds, private balconies or patios and full baths. Daily maid service and fresh flowers in the rooms. Beach gear is provided and there's an outdoor barbecue pavilion with hammock for relaxed, beach-side hangs. No smoking on property; no children under seven.

Beachfront perks include beach chairs, towels and floats. Outdoor barbecue pavilion with two gas grills and a garden with sea views. Free gated parking, free high-speed Wi‑Fi throughout, concierge and tour/ticket assistance. Fitness center on site and staff can arrange rental cars or pre-stock your kitchen. Wake up to sea-breeze mornings and step straight onto a quiet mile-long stretch of sand.

Free high-speed internet in all units. Complimentary computer station with internet access and printer in the reception/business area. Luggage storage available.

Self-cater with the on-site barbecue pavilion or ask to have your apartment stocked with groceries before arrival. A French bakery and multiple local restaurants are an easy walk away for quick bites and island flavors.